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Monalisa Chinda lists what it takes to have a relationship with a Nigerian woman

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6 years ago

November 21, 2017

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Nollywood actress, Monalisa Chinda has taken out time to write down what it takes to date women from different nationalities and that of Nigerian women is super hilarious.

She wrote:

I know this is a long text but please wait for it ?..Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:

1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigerian Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed
15th day= Tried to have sex but failed
16th day= Tried to have sex but failed
17th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
18th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
19th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
20th day= Tried to have sex but failed again
21st day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
22nd day= Didn’t talk to each other
23rd day= Malice till the next 1 month.
46th day= The man called but the woman didn’t pick
47th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: “what is it?”
The man apologize and the woman replied: “Leave me alone, am not that type of girl”
The man continued to beg till the next 2 weeks.
51st day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
52nd day= Hug
53rd day= Long hug
54th day= Kiss
55th day= Long kiss
56th day= Tried to have sex but failed
57th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad and the mumu guy promises to buy her a new one as if he’s her father.
58th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
59th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: “where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious”
60th day= She meets another guy & starts the cycle all over with new guy….??
Its TGIF people????

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Hilda Baci Responds To VeryDarkMan’s Allegations Of Fraud

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1 day ago

April 24, 2024

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Hilda Baci Responds To Allegations By VeryDarkMan | Fab.ng

A social media influencer named VeryDarkMan accused Nigerian chef Hilda Baci of scamming people who paid for her online cooking class but never received access.

Hilda Baci, who holds a Guinness World Record, isn’t taking these claims lightly. On April 23rd, 2024, she fought back against the accusations. Baci posted a screen recording of her online cooking class in action. The video showed activity within the online platform, including new students joining, media being shared, and overall engagement—all evidence to counter the claims that the class wasn’t happening.

Her caption read, “5880 active students, 156 recipes already posted, comprehensive editing class done, plating class done, official assignment given. LOL.”

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Social media influencer VeryDarkMan didn’t hold back in his accusations. He went even further, suggesting this might be a criminal offence, specifically “obtaining money under false pretences.” This means VeryDarkMan believes Baci took people’s money with the promise of a class but didn’t deliver.

He said,

“Hilda Baci, you have worked so hard for your brand but it’s as though you’re trying to spoil the reputation of your brand. What you’re doing now is giving ‘Obtaining under false pretense’ which is fraud, by the way. You can’t collect money from a lot of people for something and then not do it and you’re not even addressing it.”

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“You collected money for an online cooking class which was meant to start on the 22nd. But on the 22nd you didn’t start. You posted that registration closed on the 28th of March and since then you’ve been quiet. Don’t you see all the women complaining in the comment section? This is giving fraud. You can’t collect money from people and just ghost them,” he added.

Check here for more updates.

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Davido Gifts Wife, Chioma Stacks Of Cash & Roses Ahead Of Her Birthday

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1 day ago

April 24, 2024

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Davido Gifts Chioma Stacks Of Cash & Roses | Fab.ng

Spoiling alert! Nigerian megastar Davido is pulling out all the stops to celebrate his longtime love, Chioma, on her upcoming 29th birthday. Known for his extravagant displays of affection, Davido is showering Chioma with luxurious gifts and a romantic atmosphere.

Chioma’s birthday falls on May 1st, and Davido has been giving fans a sneak peek at the over-the-top celebration. Taking to Instagram, Davido revealed glimpses of his extravagant surprise. Chioma was greeted with a sight that would melt any heart: a stash of cash carefully arranged, a beautiful bouquet of roses creating a fragrant and colourful display, and even a special personalised note that hinted at thoughtful planning. The attention to detail and the sheer volume of the gifts painted a clear picture—Davido is smitten.

Davido Gifts Chioma Stacks Of Cash & Roses | Fab.ng

Davido didn’t stop at just the gifts. It seems a romantic dinner was also part of the celebratory equation. The stunning bouquet was presented to Chioma. This time nestled beside a table laden with delicious food, suggesting a delightful evening for the loved-up couple.

Davido Gifts Chioma Stacks Of Cash & Roses | Fab.ng

For those who might not be familiar with Chioma, she’s a multi-talented powerhouse. Not only is she a gifted chef, but she’s also a social media influencer and media personality.

This extravagant celebration isn’t the first time Davido has made headlines for his love life. In March 2023, after years of speculation from fans and media alike, Davido finally confirmed his marriage to Chioma, putting an end to the rumours and solidifying their relationship status.

The couple are also proud parents of adorable twins. It’s clear that Davido loves his family, and his birthday preparations for Chioma are a heartwarming display of his love and appreciation.

Check out more updates here.

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Spotify Celebrates “Daylist” With Paint-and-Sip Event In Lagos

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1 day ago

April 24, 2024

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Spotify Celebrates "Daylist" With Paint-and-Sip Event | Fab.ng

Spotify organised an enjoyable day of painting and socialising for media personalities and influencers to celebrate “Daylist.”

On Thursday, April 11, Lagos experienced a burst of music and artistic expression at Spotify’s sip and paint event, inspired by their dynamic daylist playlist.

Excitement filled the air as guests arrived, eager to tap into their creative sides.

The Spotify daylist playlist, renowned for adapting to listeners’ moods throughout the day, set the perfect backdrop for the event. Attendees enjoyed refreshing drinks while moving to tunes curated by DJ Kizzy, mirroring the daylist experience.

Spotify Celebrates "Daylist" With Paint-and-Sip Event | Fab.ng

Michelle Atagana, Spotify’s Head of Communications and Public Relations for Sub-Saharan Africa, took the stage to introduce the daylist feature, likening it to a “musical chameleon” for its versatility.

She also shared insights, revealing Nigeria’s significant rise in streaming, ranking second in Sub-Saharan Africa, with a remarkable 1326% increase since its launch in March, particularly noting Lagos’s impressive 1411% surge.

Spotify Celebrates "Daylist" With Paint-and-Sip Event | Fab.ng

The new Spotify “Daylist” playlist offers diverse vibes, catering to the unique music preferences of listeners for different moments and days of the week.

Inspired by the ever-evolving nature of the “Daylist,” guests engaged in colourful painting while enjoying music and drinks.

The Spotify daylist party marks the first event of 2024, following the Wrapped Party in December 2023, which featured headliners Davido and Adekunle Gold. It reflects Spotify’s dedication to nurturing music streaming in Nigeria by supporting artists and creative communities of all kinds.